Don’t be proud, and don’t gloat:
The staff simply does not give a fuck.
You’re not a Candy-Sneak Mastermind, you’re just benefiting from minimum-wage induced apathy.
We can see the bottle of Sprite bulging out of your ass-pocket, just like we can see the giant pack of Twizzlers sticking out of your warehouse-sized purse.
(Source: mariavrp)
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i just walk in eating my twizzlers…no shame. i don’t think they would kick me out…..
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Or are you..?
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for real i see this all the time and people act so secretive, idiots. you’re not sticking it to the man.
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