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Don’t be proud, and don’t gloat:

The staff simply does not give a fuck.

You’re not a Candy-Sneak Mastermind, you’re just benefiting from minimum-wage induced apathy.

We can see the bottle of Sprite bulging out of your ass-pocket, just like we can see the giant pack of Twizzlers sticking out of your warehouse-sized purse.

(Source: mariavrp)

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